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Her overbite excites me
Her lisp turns me on
One look from her crossed eyes
And I'm gone
Nothing drives me crazy
Like the gap between her teeth
She rubs her mole across my ear
And I'm thrilled beyond belief

'Cos I've found that a woman
Don't have to be a babe with a tan
Ugly women work harder
At pleasing their man

She might not have a figure
But I don't have to beg
I know she'll always stand beside me
On her good leg (just one!)
She's got the kind of voice
That turns crystal into dust
But she loves it when I call her
My Picasso of lust

Now I've seen the kind of woman
Who can't even pass a mirror
Stay at home, girls
You ain't welcome here
A lot of people laugh
'Cos my woman's got feet (hahaha!)
But when it comes to making love
No bathing beauty could compete

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Rubberstamp Records is a DIY indie record label based in the Saint Louis, MO area and helmed by local music scene veteran Brian Andrew Marek.

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