Jackie's Got It Figured Out

from The Dark Side of the Moo! by Angus Tweed

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Jackie's got it figured out
She's gonna find a privileged man
Who doesn't mind providing her
With more than she deserves
Jackie had a boyfriend
But he didn't make a lot of bread
I heard that he's a singer
In a part-time basement band

And Jackie says, "why are all the good ones married,
Why are all the good ones gay?"
Jackie, they got wise to you,
Go, go, go away

Jackie's got it figured out
And if she gains a dozen pounds
She'll have an explanation
For her current lack of dates
Jackie had a boyfriend
But he simply wasn't cute enough
I heard that he was last seen
In the arms of her best friend

Jackie's got it figured out
She'll throw herself at any man
And if he doesn't back away
She'll sigh and call it love
Jackie had a boyfriend
But he couldn't stand another day
I heard that he's a singer
With an album on the charts

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from The Dark Side of the Moo!, released May 1, 1994
Brian Andrew Marek

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